Interesting "Equations"...
  • ROMANCE MATHEMATICS...
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC...
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING MATH...
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $5 for a $1 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL STATISTICS...
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS...
    To be happy with a woman,
    you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY...
    Married men live longer than single men do,
    but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE...
    A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE...
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED...
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
    poking me in the ribs and cackling,
    telling me, "You're next."
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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