Trip Report - Isle of Capri 3/6/04
  • And you need to quit being stupid and giving away 100% of your PROFIT FROM THE CASINO. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    BTW, why dont you email me so we can talk on a more PERSONAL level now, since you seemed so proud to display it to everyone on here? Moron.
  • Post deleted.
  • Bug/Buff I am going to leave your rhetoric alone, for a couple of days and then bust the posts. Use the PM for the name calling,etc. not the site.
  • midnite said:
    Bug/Buff I am going to leave your rhetoric alone, for a couple of days and then bust the posts. Use the PM for the name calling,etc. not the site.


    Glad to see not much has changed in my absence. If Bug dealt at a real casino, you could have counted me in for that trip too, guys. I get to Houston frequently on business. [Question: does Texas have any casinos at all?]
    To Colin from Glasgow: if you ever needed confirmation that we Americans are crazy, you certainly found it here. Welcome to the board.
    -- Desert Dog
    Scottsdale, Arizona
  • Hey there DD :wink:

    My girlfriend is a American :D and I've been to Las Vegas :shock: , New York 8) and Maine :) ( where she lives, but she's originally from New Jersey), so I'm quite aware of the fact that you's guys are indeed barking mad!!! :P :lol: belucky and take care

    Cheers

    Colin
  • Hey Buff, good job and thanks.

    Midnite
  • colin563 said:
    Hey there DD :wink:

    My girlfriend is a American :D and I've been to Las Vegas :shock: , New York 8) and Maine :) ( where she lives, but she's originally from New Jersey), so I'm quite aware of the fact that you's guys are indeed barking mad!!! :P :lol: belucky and take care

    Cheers

    Colin


    Out of those four places, the only one anywhere close to "normal" is Maine. Las Vegas, New York, and New Jersey are enough for a preliminary diagnosis of national insanity. Visit San Francisco, Los Angeles, and New Orleans, and the diagnosis will become a clinical certainty. Welcome to our world. You may actually be at risk of moving here someday.
  • Hi DD

    Indeed I might be :? :roll: , but I'm trying to talk her around to coming to live with me in Glasgow :D

    Cheers

    Colin
  • colin563 said:
    Hi DD

    Indeed I might be :? :roll: , but I'm trying to talk her around to coming to live with me in Glasgow :D

    Cheers

    Colin


    A "Joisey Goil" moving to Scotland? As long as you're prepared to pay for a translator when you're not around to translate for her.
    Here's an old local joke that you've probably heard from your girlfriend: "Why does New York have more lawyers and New Jersey more toxic waste dumps?" Answer: "New Jersey got first pick." (PS I'm a lawyer so I can say stuff like this.)
  • Under David Blunketts ( British Home Secretary ) recent proposals for Refugees & Foreign Nationals gaining British Nationality, this joke has been selected as one of the criteria tests. If you don't laugh at it then you will never considered to be 'British'. In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek :o . The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady :shock: , who in turn must have slapped his face" :? The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". :mrgreen: The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". :P The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Frenchman again." :D :twisted: :lol:

    PS: No racism is ment or intended in telling of this joke, so please do not take offence to it, apologizes if you do
  • Don't worry, mon ami. Not many Americans will be offended by a joke about the French. However, any remarks about "frightfully awful looking fat" people might get you sued.
  • Apologizes to anybody who's "frightfully awful looking " whether fat or not :D :lol: :roll: please don't sue me :shock:
  • Colin- Bloody good story, bloke. :wink: I enjoyed it. Thanks for posting.

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